What better way to celebrate love than with the gift that no one can resist? Love spell is a song produced by a klown somewhere in a basement about just that. The song uses addictive frequencies and repetitive hooks to create earworms that burrow their way into the psyche of anyone who listens. Whether the lyrics are romantic details on how to capture the affection of a desired person or the creepy details on how a desired person was captured is a conundrum and the narrative is left completely up to the listener to decide. As a gift to you this song is and shall remain absolutely free because I love you and hopefully after hearing it you WILL love me.

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with coulrophobia you may be entitled to audio compensation. After a few weeks of bribing and torture, doctors have approved this song as treatment for this serious and non life-threatening condition. Side effects may include head nodding, screaming, spontaneous dancing episodes, and vibing. If you have experienced any of these side effects, experts advise sharing this audio atrocity with your friends and family because sharing is caring and together we may stop this illness. Thank you.

Are you a clown or human that's had to deal with hate comments or trolls on the internet? Is your comment section occasionally filled with rude remarks or opinions that you never even asked for while sharing your passions and/or content? This song is for you! It's a solution and call to action for all the people tired of dealing with that negativity; who just don't have the time or patience to engage in responding to the brainless with an intelligent response. When you have no f***s left to give, give them 1 red balloon!

Step right up cotton candy creeps! It's time for the Clussy Cartel! Never before has there EVER been a song by clussy for clussy about clussy. but that's all changed due to the twisted mind of klowniac who yet again committed an audio atrocity so hypnotizing that you litterally can't help but contort, wiggle and move your human meat suit to. Warning: failure to move in enjoyment to this song may result in spontaneous human combustion.

This valoween take your ears on a ride they'll never forget. Klowniac does it again with a song that lifts you into the sky straight onto cloud 9. The bumping 8 bit bass lines and dancing melody are sure to please your ear worms and transport your senses to a realm where you can feel the wind in your hair and the scent of cotton candy confections fill air.