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Showtime by Klowniac

Showtime

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Klowniac's debut album. Legally we must inform you that Klowniac is not responsible for any honking, missing persons, bad jokes, possessions, serial forced smiling attacks, fires, or super villainy that may ensue after hearing this album.

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    Klown (with a K) 2:35
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    Honk 1:53
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    Cirque du Freak 2:17
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    Some Jokes 2:03
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    Childs Play 3:06
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    iScream 2:57
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    Put a Smile on 2:30
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    F.U.N.I.S.H.M.E.N.T 2:10
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    Everybody Wants to Rule the World 3:45
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Love Spell by Klowniac

Love Spell

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What better way to celebrate love than with the gift that no one can resist? Love spell is a song produced by a klown somewhere in a basement about just that. The song uses addictive frequencies and repetitive hooks to create earworms that burrow their way into the psyche of anyone who listens. Whether the lyrics are romantic details on how to

What better way to celebrate love than with the gift that no one can resist? Love spell is a song produced by a klown somewhere in a basement about just that. The song uses addictive frequencies and repetitive hooks to create earworms that burrow their way into the psyche of anyone who listens. Whether the lyrics are romantic details on how to capture the affection of a desired person or the creepy details on how a desired person was captured is a conundrum and the narrative is left completely up to the listener to decide. As a gift to you this song is and shall remain absolutely free because I love you and hopefully after hearing it you WILL love me.

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Caulrophobic by Klowniac

Caulrophobic

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If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with coulrophobia you may be entitled to audio compensation. After a few weeks of bribing and torture, doctors have approved this song as treatment for this serious and non life-threatening condition. Side effects may include head nodding, screaming, spontaneous dancing episodes, and vibing. If you have

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with coulrophobia you may be entitled to audio compensation. After a few weeks of bribing and torture, doctors have approved this song as treatment for this serious and non life-threatening condition. Side effects may include head nodding, screaming, spontaneous dancing episodes, and vibing. If you have experienced any of these side effects, experts advise sharing this audio atrocity with your friends and family because sharing is caring and together we may stop this illness. Thank you.

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Klowniac Beanie
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Klowniac Beanie

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The perfect beanie has arrived! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

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Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo
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Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee
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Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple
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Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm
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Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee
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Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Klowniac Crop Top
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Klowniac Crop Top

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The organic crop top is soft, comfy, and what's more, made of 100% organic cotton. This premium crop is bound to become a favorite for every eco-conscious buyer.

• Material: 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Latvia

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Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
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  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
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Bubble-free Klowniac stickers

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These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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Unisex Hoodie
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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