They say great things come in small packages and it just so happens that Klowniac has captured all of Whimsy and put it in a little black bottle. This small batch of designer fragrance is an olfactory experience designed to transport you to the big top. All of your favorite scents from the fair/carnival/circus all in one place. A beautiful delicately blended dance of the most wonderful gourmand. Light fluffy airy cotton candy, freshly dipped caramel apples, Smooth creamy French vanilla ice cream on top of warm honey drizzled funnel cake, and just a hint of perfectly buttery popcorn wafting in the distance. Whimsy is more than just a fragrance, it's a memory, a driving force, a statement that's anything but ordinary.

Top notes: Cotton Candy, Caramel Red Apple and Bergamot;

Middle notes: French Vanilla Icecream, Funnel Cake, Popcorn, Iris Petals and Freesia;

Base notes: Honey, Tonka Bean, Amber, Sandalwood and White Musk.

Disclaimer: Whimsy is an EXTRAIT de parfum. As such it is concentrated and a little goes a long way. Due to the high concentration of ingredients, this product may experience shipping shock. Shipping shock is a phenomenon where a perfume's scent is temporarily altered due to exposure temperature fluctuation and excessive friction by shaking during transit which may distort the delicate balance of the aroma molecules. It is advised to allow the fragrance to "recover" and "rest" at room temperature for at least 24 to 48 hours after arrival. This allows the scent molecules to stabilize and come together as intended.

ships to contiguous USA ONLY (due to shipping regulations I am unable to ship internationally I'm sorry)

Ingredients: Alcohol Denat, Parfum (Fragrances), Aqua (Water), Citral, Citronellol, Coumarin, Eugenol, Farnesol, Geraniol, Limonene, Hydroxycitronellal, Isoeugenol, Linalool, 4-Hydroxyisohexyl-3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Alpha-Isomethyl, Ionone.

A vegan and cruelty-free formula.

It may look like a party blower (one random color per purchase) but this little colorful cylinder is full of Whimsy! This small batch of designer fragrance is an olfactory experience designed to transport you to the big top. All of your favorite scents from the fair/carnival/circus all in one place. A beautiful delicately blended dance of the most wonderful gourmand. Light fluffy airy cotton candy, freshly dipped caramel apples, Smooth creamy French vanilla ice cream on top of warm honey drizzled funnel cake, and just a hint of perfectly buttery popcorn wafting in the distance. Whimsy is more than just a fragrance, it's a memory, a driving force, a statement that's anything but ordinary.

Top notes: Cotton Candy, Caramel Red Apple and Bergamot;

Middle notes: French Vanilla Icecream, Funnel Cake, Popcorn, Iris Petals and Freesia;

Base notes: Honey, Tonka Bean, Amber, Sandalwood and White Musk.

Disclaimer: Whimsy is an EXTRAIT de parfum. As such it is concentrated and a little goes a long way. Due to the high concentration of ingredients, this product may experience shipping shock. Shipping shock is a phenomenon where a perfume's scent is temporarily altered due to exposure temperature fluctuation and excessive friction by shaking during transit which may distort the delicate balance of the aroma molecules. It is advised to allow the fragrance to "recover" and "rest" at room temperature for at least 24 to 48 hours after arrival. This allows the scent molecules to stabilize and come together as intended.

ships to contiguous USA ONLY (due to shipping regulations I am unable to ship internationally I'm sorry)

Ingredients: Alcohol Denat, Parfum (Fragrances), Aqua (Water), Citral, Citronellol, Coumarin, Eugenol, Farnesol, Geraniol, Limonene, Hydroxycitronellal, Isoeugenol, Linalool, 4-Hydroxyisohexyl-3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Alpha-Isomethyl, Ionone.

A vegan and cruelty-free formula.

This sugary and sweet yet bold and intoxicating fragrance works great alone or can be layered as a secret enhancer for any other fragrance you'd like to add a little honk to. This isn't your average cotton candy cologne, It's a hyper realistic cotton candy straight from the cotton candy machine with a powdery white musk that gives it a more mature twist that makes it more versatile than your typical gourmand. It has simple yet effective scent profile created specifically with versatility in mind. Light airy and fluffy like the warm embrace of a cotton candy cocoon.

Notes: Fluffy cotton candy, Spun sugar accord, powdery white musk.

Disclaimer: Klown Musk is an EXTRAIT de parfum. As such it is concentrated and a little goes a long way. Due to the high concentration of ingredients, this product may experience shipping shock. Shipping shock is a phenomenon where a perfume's scent is temporarily altered due to exposure temperature fluctuation and excessive friction by shaking during transit which may distort the delicate balance of the aroma molecules. It is advised to allow the fragrance to "recover" and "rest" at room temperature for at least 24 to 48 hours after arrival. This allows the scent molecules to stabilize and come together as intended.

ships to contiguous USA ONLY (due to shipping regulations I am unable to ship internationally I'm sorry)

Ingredients: Alcohol Denat, Parfum (Fragrances), Aqua (Water), Citral, Citronellol, Coumarin, Eugenol, Farnesol, Geraniol, Limonene, Hydroxycitronellal, Isoeugenol, Linalool, 4-Hydroxyisohexyl-3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Alpha-Isomethyl, Ionone.

A vegan and cruelty-free formula.

The full olfactory experience of being trapped in a cotton candy cocoon now in a smaller size. This sugary and sweet yet bold and intoxicating fragrance works great alone or can be layered as a secret enhancer for any other fragrance you'd like to add a little honk to. This isn't your average cotton candy cologne, It's a hyper realistic cotton candy straight from the cotton candy machine with a powdery white musk that gives it a more mature twist that makes it more versatile than your typical gourmand. It has simple yet effective scent profile created specifically with versatility in mind.

Notes: Fluffy cotton candy, Spun sugar accord, powdery white musk.

Disclaimer: Klown Musk is an EXTRAIT de parfum. As such it is concentrated and a little goes a long way. Due to the high concentration of ingredients, this product may experience shipping shock. Shipping shock is a phenomenon where a perfume's scent is temporarily altered due to exposure temperature fluctuation and excessive friction by shaking during transit which may distort the delicate balance of the aroma molecules. It is advised to allow the fragrance to "recover" and "rest" at room temperature for at least 24 to 48 hours after arrival. This allows the scent molecules to stabilize and come together as intended.

ships to contiguous USA ONLY (due to shipping regulations I am unable to ship internationally I'm sorry)

Ingredients: Alcohol Denat, Parfum (Fragrances), Aqua (Water), Citral, Citronellol, Coumarin, Eugenol, Farnesol, Geraniol, Limonene, Hydroxycitronellal, Isoeugenol, Linalool, 4-Hydroxyisohexyl-3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Alpha-Isomethyl, Ionone.

A vegan and cruelty-free formula.

You ever wanted to have Klowniac inside your house, under your bed, or against a wall? well I've made a poster to make your wildest nightmares come true! This poster has a partly glossy, partly matte finish and it'll add a well balanced touch of sophistication and terror to any room.

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant
• Paper sourced from Japan

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you like klowns? Do you love klowns? Do you want to show the world just how much klowns mean to you? If you answered yes to any of these questions then this shirt is for you! It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Was the previous tee not enough to show your enthusiasm for klowns? Do you want a shirt that screams loud and proud how much of a klown loving degenerate you truly are? Would you like to put your KlownKink on full display for all to see you dirty little monster fluffer you? If you've answered yes to any of these questions then this is the shirt for you! It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Honk Honk Honk! Im pretty sure that's the proper way to say it. Everyone celebrates different holidays this time of year but everyone also needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so why not go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish! It's the perfect choice for cool humans on cool evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Show the world you're clown affiliated with this Clussy Cartel shirt. You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Ever wanted to feel the warm embrace of Klowniac's arms around you? Well we can't do that but a hoodie is the next best thing! This Klowniac hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cool clowns on cool evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

The pages of this book may seem blank to a mere human, but for a true clown they are filled with anything and everything. From thoughts and ideas to jokes and tricks, philosophies and sketches, even plans and schedules to help you take over the world.

Clowning is about spreading joy and inspiring imagination and between these pages you'll find the perfect canvas for you to create just that!
150 lined pages, 75 tearable sheets, and a front and back cover that shows you truly embrace the honk way of life.
• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets): lined, cream-colored, uncoated
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US