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Clussy Cartel Tee
  • Clussy Cartel Tee

Clussy Cartel Tee

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Show the world you're clown affiliated with this Clussy Cartel shirt. You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Unisex Hoodie
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Unisex Hoodie

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Ever wanted to feel the warm embrace of Klowniac's arms around you? Well we can't do that but a hoodie is the next best thing! This Klowniac hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cool clowns on cool evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo

Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo

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$25.00

Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee

Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm

Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple

Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee

Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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Klowniac Beanie
  • Klowniac Beanie
  • Klowniac Beanie

Klowniac Beanie

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$20.00

Having a bad hair day? Klowniac has you covered with the Klowniac beanie! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

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Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers

Bubble-free Klowniac stickers

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Would you like your very own tiny version of Klowniac to carry with you or to protect your things? One that will stick with you through thick and thin or into whatever object you stick it to? well these Klowniac Stickers are for you! These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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Music

Prologue by Klowniac

Prologue

Klowniac

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An 8-minute mini concept album created with tracks that were supposed to be in the Symphony of Madness movie that still may or may not happen. Enjoy me playing chaotic nightmare jazz over my horribly hypnotic edm basslines that'll be sure to vibrate your cerebrum.

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    Third Wheel 2:44
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    Something interesting is happening 1:08
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    Tension 2:16
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    A complete void with only screams for company 2:04
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    Everything is Fine 1:06
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Where Is My Mind by Klowniac

Where Is My Mind

Klowniac

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Klowniac takes a well known classic and adding it's own spin, twists it into a melancholic exemplification of the struggles of dealing with mental illness and dissociation.

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    Where Is My Mind 4:04
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Clownspiracy by Klowniac

Clownspiracy

Klowniac

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Being a klowns is not all confetti and cotton candy. This song is about first hand experience dealing with coulrophobia. Hopefully it spreads awareness about what we klowns go through when all we ever wanted was to make you t̶a̶s̶t̶e̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ smile.

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    Clownspiracy 3:13
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Clussy Cartel by Klowniac

Clussy Cartel

Klowniac

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Step right up cotton candy creeps! It's time for the Clussy Cartel! Never before has there EVER been a song by clussy for clussy about clussy. but that's all changed due to the twisted mind of klowniac who yet again committed an audio atrocity so hypnotizing that you litterally can't help but contort, wiggle and move your human meat suit to.

Step right up cotton candy creeps! It's time for the Clussy Cartel! Never before has there EVER been a song by clussy for clussy about clussy. but that's all changed due to the twisted mind of klowniac who yet again committed an audio atrocity so hypnotizing that you litterally can't help but contort, wiggle and move your human meat suit to. Warning: failure to move in enjoyment to this song may result in spontaneous human combustion.

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I ate subliminal snacks somewhere in Ohio by Klowniac

I ate subliminal snacks somewhere in Ohio

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There are no hidden or subliminal messages in this track.

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    I ate subliminal snacks somewhere in Ohio 1:41
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1 Red Balloon by Klowniac

1 Red Balloon

Klowniac

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Are you a clown or human that's had to deal with hate comments or trolls on the internet? Is your comment section occasionally filled with rude remarks or opinions that you never even asked for while sharing your passions and/or content? This song is for you! It's a solution and call to action for all the people tired of dealing with that

Are you a clown or human that's had to deal with hate comments or trolls on the internet? Is your comment section occasionally filled with rude remarks or opinions that you never even asked for while sharing your passions and/or content? This song is for you! It's a solution and call to action for all the people tired of dealing with that negativity; who just don't have the time or patience to engage in responding to the brainless with an intelligent response. When you have no f***s left to give, give them 1 red balloon!

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Mad Hatter by Klowniac

Mad Hatter

Klowniac

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What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. Normality is subjective and the reality in which you live is directly affected by your perception of it. Whether or not you shape it yourself, or accept the one projected by others is up to you; regardless, we're all mad here.

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