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Klowniac Beanie
  • Klowniac Beanie
  • Klowniac Beanie

Klowniac Beanie

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Having a bad hair day? Klowniac has you covered with the Klowniac beanie! This embroidered beauty has a snug fit that ensures you're going to feel cozy and warm whatever you're doing.

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

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Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee

Mindspill T-shirt - Dabadee

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo

Mindspill T-shirt - Not tangelo

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple

Mindspill T-shirt - Painfully purple

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm

Mindspill T-shirt - Ectoplasm

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee
  • Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee

Mindspill T-shirt - Peepee

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Do you love Klowniac so much that you want to wear it's face? Well here's your chance! It's not made of Klown flash, but it is a shirt made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Unisex Hoodie
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Unisex Hoodie

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$40.00

Ever wanted to feel the warm embrace of Klowniac's arms around you? Well we can't do that but a hoodie is the next best thing! This Klowniac hoodie is soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cool clowns on cool evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers
  • Bubble-free Klowniac stickers

Bubble-free Klowniac stickers

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Would you like your very own tiny version of Klowniac to carry with you or to protect your things? One that will stick with you through thick and thin or into whatever object you stick it to? well these Klowniac Stickers are for you!

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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Digital Albums

Showtime by Klowniac

Showtime

Klowniac

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Showtime

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Klowniac's debut album. Legally we must inform you that Klowniac is not responsible for any honking, missing persons, bad jokes, possessions, serial forced smiling attacks, fires, or super villainy that may ensue after hearing this album.

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    Klown (with a K) 2:35
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    Honk 1:53
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    Cirque du Freak 2:17
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    Some Jokes 2:03
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    Childs Play 3:06
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    iScream 2:57
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    Put a Smile on 2:30
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    F.U.N.I.S.H.M.E.N.T 2:10
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    Everybody Wants to Rule the World 3:45
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Love Spell by Klowniac

Love Spell

Klowniac

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What better way to celebrate love than with the gift that no one can resist? Love spell is a song produced by a klown somewhere in a basement about just that. The song uses addictive frequencies and repetitive hooks to create earworms that burrow their way into the psyche of anyone who listens. Whether the lyrics are romantic details on how to

What better way to celebrate love than with the gift that no one can resist? Love spell is a song produced by a klown somewhere in a basement about just that. The song uses addictive frequencies and repetitive hooks to create earworms that burrow their way into the psyche of anyone who listens. Whether the lyrics are romantic details on how to capture the affection of a desired person or the creepy details on how a desired person was captured is a conundrum and the narrative is left completely up to the listener to decide. As a gift to you this song is and shall remain absolutely free because I love you and hopefully after hearing it you WILL love me.

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Caulrophobic by Klowniac

Caulrophobic

Klowniac

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Caulrophobic

Klowniac

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If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with coulrophobia you may be entitled to audio compensation. After a few weeks of bribing and torture, doctors have approved this song as treatment for this serious and non life-threatening condition. Side effects may include head nodding, screaming, spontaneous dancing episodes, and vibing. If you have

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with coulrophobia you may be entitled to audio compensation. After a few weeks of bribing and torture, doctors have approved this song as treatment for this serious and non life-threatening condition. Side effects may include head nodding, screaming, spontaneous dancing episodes, and vibing. If you have experienced any of these side effects, experts advise sharing this audio atrocity with your friends and family because sharing is caring and together we may stop this illness. Thank you.

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1 Red Balloon by Klowniac

1 Red Balloon

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Are you a clown or human that's had to deal with hate comments or trolls on the internet? Is your comment section occasionally filled with rude remarks or opinions that you never even asked for while sharing your passions and/or content? This song is for you! It's a solution and call to action for all the people tired of dealing with that

Are you a clown or human that's had to deal with hate comments or trolls on the internet? Is your comment section occasionally filled with rude remarks or opinions that you never even asked for while sharing your passions and/or content? This song is for you! It's a solution and call to action for all the people tired of dealing with that negativity; who just don't have the time or patience to engage in responding to the brainless with an intelligent response. When you have no f***s left to give, give them 1 red balloon!

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I ate subliminal snacks somewhere in Ohio by Klowniac

I ate subliminal snacks somewhere in Ohio

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There are no hidden or subliminal messages in this track.

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